those email forwards …

everyone know about those stupid email forwards well i normally delete the damn things and think nothing about .. ppl normally get the message and quit sending me them. now they are haunting Facebook! right now this is the more popular one …

25 Random Things About Me
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

Now, I’m supposed to tag 25 people and send it and they’re supposed to do the same… BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

i have now reached my allotment for email/note forwards so no one can send me anymore for the next 5 years. seriously was email not good enough … i mean why ruin my facebook, with this crap? oh for those of you wondering what i put when i sent it back here is a few snippets:

Rules: f*ck rules and this email forward bullshiz: for some reason im supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about myself, and at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. I “have” (really what happens if i dont?) to tag the person who tagged me. If I tagged you, it’s because well you were unlucky enough to be in my friends list…..

3.i have owned 4 cars in 11 years two which have been red
6.i am particularly good at making cheesecake
8.every time my car has been in an accident it has been parked and i have never been anywhere near it.
17.i flew to kansas city just to watch a friend of mine preform in the bikini buck off(long but great story) link for proof <-no i will not apologize for my one night of oogleing women in bikinis riding a mechanical bull or as a friend puts it “eye humping” them. so before i start getting those hate emails/comments ..i dont care, I’m a guy
24.i have friends that didnt know my first name was joshua for the longest time
25.i intentionally cut my grass higher than my neighbor’s just to piss him off

there are some snippets … when i get the ones like above it doesnt bother me as the ones i get like this one :

“little suzy got this email and didnt forward it to 15 people, the next day her mom found her dead in her closet, if you dont forward it in 5 mins suzy will come kill you”

i mean WTF!? im getting notes and forwards from ppl do ppl really believe this shiz ? or is there something im lacking in myself that makes my brain go .. “oh i need to forward this, i know its completely false but i need to still send it to everyone i know at least 15 times!” it makes no sense to forward that … its getting just as bad as the spam i get:

“Why people like FakeWatches? because it’s Cheap $186+- only and 99.99% Similar to Original, most brands available bos joo”

fake watches … cheap ?  last time i checked 186 bucks isnt cheap … a 5 dollar watch is cheap .. and how is it 99.99% like the orignal and while we are at it who te hell is bos joo?

late night mishaps

ok im sitting here at 1:30 am why you might ask … well mainly because i cant sleep. so here i am working on my blog i noticed the the number one search term today was …

“biebs wall paper”

…WTF ? ok so i go to the Google and enter that phrase and for me the top two search hits are leading to my blog with post of some wallpapers. so by habit i hit the images link in Google … don’t ask me why i hit that but its just something i do … and i get a photo from this address http://users.ucom.net/~bigdog/ now Matt will recognized this site right away why? well its his old site the last post made on there by Matt is Feb 2 2004,  5 years man… 5 YEARS!

ok so this post is really not going anywhere and if you dont know Matt or I this post will not mean much at all ok so im checking out your old site, dood this catches my eye…

KartMaster and Biebs collaborate to bring you a 24-7 internet radio station that actually rocks!  E-mail ideas for songs and requests, the more we know, the better it’ll be!

what the heck? lol what ever happened to that project? i remember we were goign to do an internet radio staiton basically voice tracking. i dont even remember why we never went through with it … haha!  another question i have is how the hell does “biebs wall papers” come up to that page ? i mean i know “biebs” is on there, but thats the only term that would bring up on that page.

but as i sit here i think i know what happened with that project … you quit school and went on with your life … and i continued my rough and not so fun journey through school it took me from 2002 to 2007 to graduate from college and that’s normal i guess … but it wasn’t a walk in the park .. in some ways im glad i went through the torment that was 5 years of wasting my time for a piece of paper saying i went to college.  don’t get me wrong im glad i made myself go through it .. and before any one pipes up yes i am at a great job making use of my degree, one of the few that ever do that.

i know alot of ppl who go to school and graduate only to never work in that degree. i went to school because i wanted to prove to ppl i can but about halfway through my journy i was ready to give up i realized i had nothing to prove to anyone and i really didnt want to finish i was ready to go home. the only thing that kept me going was matt, he kept telling me only this much longer you will make it, guess what i did … i graduated and hold in my hands a degree.

now i own a house working at a great job .. and still have some great friends about. a few friends that aren’t closer and i wish they were … a neighbor to piss off because its fun to do, and kids to yell at when they are too close to my car … ok ok i dont actually yell at them i jsut hit the panic button on my key chain and scare the ever living crap out of them when i come running out my door … that never gets old when they wake me up at 3 in the morning

i know im an ass but hey … im a fun ass and im not that much of an ass when you are on my good side its just when you piss me off. normally im harmless and jsut a big teddybear .. or so im told…

wow this post as really gone on a tangent and going no where i think ill jsut leave it at that for now because its 2:10 am and should prolly go to bed despite that fact im not tired ..

~biebs