those email forwards …

everyone know about those stupid email forwards well i normally delete the damn things and think nothing about .. ppl normally get the message and quit sending me them. now they are haunting Facebook! right now this is the more popular one …

25 Random Things About Me
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.

Now, I’m supposed to tag 25 people and send it and they’re supposed to do the same… BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

i have now reached my allotment for email/note forwards so no one can send me anymore for the next 5 years. seriously was email not good enough … i mean why ruin my facebook, with this crap? oh for those of you wondering what i put when i sent it back here is a few snippets:

Rules: f*ck rules and this email forward bullshiz: for some reason im supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about myself, and at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. I “have” (really what happens if i dont?) to tag the person who tagged me. If I tagged you, it’s because well you were unlucky enough to be in my friends list…..

3.i have owned 4 cars in 11 years two which have been red
6.i am particularly good at making cheesecake
8.every time my car has been in an accident it has been parked and i have never been anywhere near it.
17.i flew to kansas city just to watch a friend of mine preform in the bikini buck off(long but great story) link for proof <-no i will not apologize for my one night of oogleing women in bikinis riding a mechanical bull or as a friend puts it “eye humping” them. so before i start getting those hate emails/comments ..i dont care, I’m a guy
24.i have friends that didnt know my first name was joshua for the longest time
25.i intentionally cut my grass higher than my neighbor’s just to piss him off

there are some snippets … when i get the ones like above it doesnt bother me as the ones i get like this one :

“little suzy got this email and didnt forward it to 15 people, the next day her mom found her dead in her closet, if you dont forward it in 5 mins suzy will come kill you”

i mean WTF!? im getting notes and forwards from ppl do ppl really believe this shiz ? or is there something im lacking in myself that makes my brain go .. “oh i need to forward this, i know its completely false but i need to still send it to everyone i know at least 15 times!” it makes no sense to forward that … its getting just as bad as the spam i get:

“Why people like FakeWatches? because it’s Cheap $186+- only and 99.99% Similar to Original, most brands available bos joo”

fake watches … cheap ?  last time i checked 186 bucks isnt cheap … a 5 dollar watch is cheap .. and how is it 99.99% like the orignal and while we are at it who te hell is bos joo?

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2 thoughts on “those email forwards …

  1. My least favorite are now the text message forwards. If my phone buzzes in the middle of whatever I’m doing and I stop what I’m doing to check it. It’d BETTER be worth my time.

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