THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!!!!
THIS IS AMERICA!!!!!!!!
ricer: Rice burner is used chiefly as a noun. Variations of this usage include ricer (both vehicle and driver), rice car, rice cooker, rice boy (used for the driver, a reference to the usual age demographic in question), rice mobile, rice rocket (for motorcycles), etc.
As an adjective, rice alone is primarily used and can apply to both vehicle and driver. Alternates include riced, riced out, riced up, and ricey. Ricing is the present progressive of modifying a car in the described manner.
now I own the corolla and not two days have pasted and I’ve been called a ricer. despite I’ve done nothing to the car yet.
Yes I do have a body kit for it. however its not on the car it hasn’t been fitted or painted yet I have to do that first, and according to wiki I will be a ricer the minute that body kit is installed.
Do I care that ppl will call my car a Ricer ….NO! I can care less just because my car has a body kit on doesn’t make it any faster. it wont preform better than it would stock and ppl who believe that it will are retarded. I’m simply doing it to make it look good I’m perfectly happy with that. also my ricer gets 36 Miles to the gallon. whats yours get ? 24 maybe 32 mpg ….8? right now the only vehicle capable of out doing the corolla on gas mileage are the hybrid cars such as the Yaris (which by the way isn’t consider a car in my opinion) so while you out there keep touting about how stupid my ricer is just keep this in mind.
I’m not out to prove my car is fast … I know it not fast thats not why I bought it.
just because it has/will have a body kit … the performance of my car has not change from the stock performance. you need performance mods for the engine for that!
also I just want it to look different stand out I don’t need to be able to street race with it to do that.
plus I don’t have a wing on it. it’s a front wheel drive car it shouldn’t have a wing on it in the first place. also no fart can on it either, I have no need to pretend its a race car …. because it isn’t.
lastly I think we should just change the term ricer more so that it will stem from the driver’s attitude than the actual car, but in today’s society that will never happen to many stupid ppl.
the Red Corolla …..
here she is …..
nothing like a cute punk rocking gal =)
okay, i’ve gotten a couple of emails from ppl i don’t know whining about my last post saying that the iTunes EULA doesn’t say that…..
well here you go an exact copy and paste of the EULA ….and i will admit that it doesn’t say that word for word anymore, but as you can tell in section 2 where i have so graciously bolded for everyone that it is there….
SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR iTUNES
PLEASE READ THIS SOFTWARE LICENSE AGREEMENT (”LICENSE”) CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THE APPLE SOFTWARE. BY USING THE APPLE SOFTWARE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS LICENSE, DO NOT USE THE SOFTWARE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THE LICENSE, YOU MAY RETURN THE APPLE SOFTWARE TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU OBTAINED IT FOR A REFUND. IF THE APPLE SOFTWARE WAS ACCESSED ELECTRONICALLY, CLICK “DISAGREE/DECLINE”. FOR APPLE SOFTWARE INCLUDED WITH YOUR PURCHASE OF HARDWARE, YOU MUST RETURN THE ENTIRE HARDWARE/SOFTWARE PACKAGE IN ORDER TO OBTAIN A REFUND.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This software may be used to reproduce materials. It is licensed to you only for reproduction of non-copyrighted materials, materials in which you own the copyright, or materials you are authorized or legally permitted to reproduce. This software may also be used for remote access to music files for listening between computers. Remote access of copyrighted music is only provided for lawful personal use or as otherwise legally permitted. If you are uncertain about your right to copy or permit access to any material you should contact your legal advisor.
1. General. The software, documentation and any fonts accompanying this License whether on disk, in read only memory, on any other media or in any other form (collectively the “Apple Software”) are licensed, not sold, to you by Apple Inc. (”Apple”) for use only under the terms of this License, and Apple reserves all rights not expressly granted to you. The rights granted herein are limited to Apple’s and its licensors’ intellectual property rights in the Apple Software and do not include any other patents or intellectual property rights. You own the media on which the Apple Software is recorded but Apple and/or Apple’s licensor(s) retain ownership of the Apple Software itself. The terms of this License will govern any software upgrades provided by Apple that replace and/or supplement the original Apple Software product, unless such upgrade is accompanied by a separate license in which case the terms of that license will govern.
2. Permitted License Uses and Restrictions. This License allows you to install and use the Apple Software. The Apple Software may be used to reproduce materials so long as such use is limited to reproduction of non-copyrighted materials, materials in which you own the copyright, or materials you are authorized or legally permitted to reproduce. You may not make the Apple Software available over a network where it could be used by multiple computers at the same time. You may make one copy of the Apple Software in machine-readable form for backup purposes only; provided that the backup copy must include all copyright or other proprietary notices contained on the original. Except as and only to the extent expressly permitted in this License or by applicable law, you may not copy, decompile, reverse engineer, disassemble, modify, or create derivative works of the Apple Software or any part thereof. THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.
…can do that Mac users can’t…
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It’s because of all the calories they burn because they can’t shut the hell up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there’s another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument:
1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called “Mac fix it” exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:
-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe “S” key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can’t drag and drop!
Looks like your Macs aren’t perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:
2. (couldn’t come up with a catchy point title here)
I don’t know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can’t do simple things like turn their computers on. Stupid user base aside, Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my pants from wal-mart. I feel like in order to be a Mac Elitest, I need to be:
-In a band.
After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying “I’ve had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I’m really excited to be part of the Mac community.” Part of the Mac community? It’s a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they’re selling a way of life, and I’m not ready to be that heavily invested in a product.
iTunes is the new Real Player:
In doing research for this article, I decided to reinstall iTunes, a program I hadn’t used since version 4 (now on 7). Here it is, just working:
Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those idiots at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC, and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can’t install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes or after hours of looking for the link to install it without iTunes you are so frustrated you just give up. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn’t even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway:
From the actual iTunes End User License Agreement.
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will!